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'But I gave you a cheque book two days ago.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

"You're on a what?!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Rare Books

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Sock Puppet in Literature

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Multi-Generational Books

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Sue the Author 3PM