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"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Gracie's baby toys.

Nervous Oral Testing

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Sexual chemistry set

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'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Protoplasm

Free Radicals.

I love Science.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"She's a high grade teacher."

Lab safety Rule No. 1

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

I'm not insulting you --- You are a fatty acid!

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.