Chemistry Buffs Pillows

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

Albert Einstein

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Apples for sale

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

God Sneezes Out Creation

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

You must be this tall.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."