Chemical Industry Watcher Pillows

"I'd like to know why we're selling elements to the companies, and then turn around and buy compounds from them."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Bribes.

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile."

"Trump's election has certainly thrown the cat amongst the pigeons... The only way we'll get through it is to embrace this new world, develop our business strategy around it! So the plan is to build a betterer business, a beautiful business... One where i

"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

'All those in favor of standing and giving me a slow clap...'

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

Short Memories

'No, the strike isn't over - they're burning the company flag.'

'Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill.'

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

"Your Christmas bonus was that I didn't fire you!"

'Can't give you a raise. How about a fancy new title?'

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

'Everyone is Economizing.'

Bow first.

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

Obama and the Dragon

"I like to think of myself as a nice guy. Naturally, sometimes you have to step on a few faces."

'I've searched far and wide for someone like you. Welcome aboard, scapegoat.'

Big Oil Destroys the World

"Our family of products doesn't want you as its daddy anymore, Edwards."

'Before you go Sir, the staff have the right to know the business's economic situation.'

'We have an opening for a part-time intern, which could lead to a full-time unpaid internship.'