Chemical Composition Connoisseur Mugs

Analytical Chemists in the Wild West.

Felix Mendelssohn

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"You call this a constitution?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Heaven

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

C Day Lewis.

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Anton Bruckner.

"Mr. Reagan, do you swear to tell the truth..."

Bagging the Chipmunk

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

Dmitri Shostakovich

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

How to Avoid Tears when Peeling Onions

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

"Chucky says he can buy and sell me."

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.