Chelsea Fc Gifts

'Taxi for the Special One!'

"Hooray! Now I can afford a Chelsea season ticket."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Footballer playing for time

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"You've still got it Joao."

"So, do we change ends after a fifteen-minute recess?"

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

Ryan Giggs

"You and your stones collection!"

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

Jose Mourinho

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

'That wasn't boiling oil. That was my laundry!'

N'Golo Kante

Football League: Concussions R US.

"Stop the commercialisation of football!!!"

"Here, take it if you want it so much!"

Wages of footballer.

Fernando Torres

Roberto Mancini

'They're throwing everything at us.'

England's Euro 2020 Campaign: Warming! May Cause Drowsiness. . .

Jose Mourinho returns to coach Chelsea FC.

Frank Lampard

'Once more unto the bridge dear friends, once more...'

'I used to play football for the love of the game. But now, in the pros, it's all just one big business.'

"Try to talk your wife down...she's the best scorer the club's ever had."

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."