Chef's Cheerleader Mugs

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'It was very good.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Ice Skater

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

Congratulations on your promotion.

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Christmas Canapes

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Encouraging pats on the back.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Welcome to our team.

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

Death of the cook

'I'm afraid we'll have to get a Santa who can remember his lines'

Everyone likes to feel appreciated.

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..

"You have an outstanding balance."

"I'm really a light eater - as soon as it gets light, I start eating. . .!"

"Looks like Santa left something for everyone."

"You don't have to smile THAT much when we take down the tree."

'I try to keep the Christmas Spirit all year long, but usually run out of money in March.'

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

"You wanna go for a walk? I'm gonna go for a walk. Do you wanna come? You have to move if you wanna come..."