Chef At Home Mugs

"Wow, Daddy! You finished that so fast! I'll make you some more!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Like death by salad.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

Is that pancake ready yet?

Baking

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Lockdown casserole

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Prepare to meet your maker."