Chef At Home Prints

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Domestic Goddess.

"You do like octopus?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Like death by salad.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Is that pancake ready yet?

Party time.

Baking

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Lockdown casserole

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'