Cheesy Line Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

"I'm head over heels about you."

The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'

Last Tango in Wisconsin

"May I write a poem about you?"

"How can I access this heart?"

"Do you mind if I don't say cheese, I'm a vegan."

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

Cheese at the Meat Counter.

Jerry McJigsaw: 'You complete me!'

'I hate to ask this on my first day... but can you loan me about 650.00?'

'Sorry, there are more than eight frozen peas in here.'

Click. Hey! I bet she's taking pictures to show how people are saving energy! Want to see why you should never bet? This will show the town council what an eyesore your clothesline is, Agatha Bell. Nice call.

"We got a raise!"

Agatha! That clothesline is an aesthetic crime! We're in West Fester historic district. Your flapping underwear doesn't fit in! How do you think our ancestors dried their clothes, Prudence? I'll see you at the next town meeting. My underwear is as historic as it gets.

'This probably isn't the most suitable punishment for him.'

'This is ridiculous You should open another register,'