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Mixing Business and Pleasure

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

A Club Sandwitch.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"I might just get a pie."

"Carpe pizza"

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Tartar sauce.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Alphabet soup

'YAY! PATE!'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

Three Pigs.

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"