Cheese Appreciation Gifts

Spelling Bee at Ridgefield Country Day School.

"That one with the holes, that's what they use for a drilled cheese sandwich."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"I'm looking for a wine that pairs well with Goat Cheese, Gorgonzola, and my face mask."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Menu Dating

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

French wine

I love Cannelloni

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Cheese

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."