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'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Desert Island Meals.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

'Is it organic?'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Frankenfish

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Repletion.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

"Brrroccollliii...brrroccollliii...I told you I was a vegetarian when we met, Dwayne, so get over it!"

Baby Cheeses.