Milk Alternative Aficionado T-Shirts

"You had me at alternative milk."

Lactose Intolerant

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Spilled Milk

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"Gotta love happy hour!"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Take me to your lactator!

The Magic Float

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

The statue of Lactity.

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Baby drinking competition

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"