Cheer Up Pillows

'Stop whining...it's just a head cold!'

"Why do these things always happen to me?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'That was fun!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Jumping cheerleaders

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Men can show their emotions!

Football supporters.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Red for me, please.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

North Pole.

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

About Santa 2017.

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

Soccer Fans.

Rosie Cheeks

Noel Fever

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'