Cheeky Gift Finder Mugs

Plumber's t-shirt reads 'How's my bum cleavage?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

How Amazon was invented

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Roadkill cookies"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

'You reek of crackers.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Football heads...

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"What seems to be the problem?"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'