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Plumber's t-shirt reads 'How's my bum cleavage?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

How Amazon was invented

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa's Helpers

"Pass that."

'You reek of crackers.'

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Fish mobsters.

Football heads...

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"What seems to be the problem?"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."