Tech-savvy Gift Finder Mugs

"Mom said to make sure you don't goof up shopping online."

How Amazon was invented

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You reek of crackers.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Toy Store/Battery Store

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"I've never felt this close to anyone before!"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

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"Tell me... how is it that a simple holiday ribbon and bow can cost $45?"

"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."

Computers: Come In and Browse.

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"Sorry - card payment only."

'In just three days it's taken two inches off my waistline.'

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

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