Cheeky Chaos Coordinator Pillows

Happy Mother's Day.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"The meeting will come to order."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Great Therapy!'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Bears going water skiing.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Riding School Chaos

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"