Cheeky Chaos Coordinator Gifts

Happy Mother's Day.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Riding School Chaos

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Great Therapy!'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Bears going water skiing.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'