Cheater's Club Member T-Shirts

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Niche Extracurriculars

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Men drinking

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Pole Vaulting Club

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Late again.

'Dad, what is a 'LOVE RAT'?'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

This club is for members only

How to get boarded first at Montreal's airport...

'It goes with your eyes.'

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Girl Guided Missile

'We play in the cat protection league.'

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

"Careful, Rocky. You're about to give away the secret behind your knockout punches."

"I was thinking we could settle down. And when the time comes, two to seven days in the spring. When your only actually fertile for twenty fourt to thirty six hours, we could try and start a family."

Well, I told you she fancied me!

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."