Cheater's Club Member Prints

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Niche Extracurriculars

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

Men drinking

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Pole Vaulting Club

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Dad, what is a 'LOVE RAT'?'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Late again.

"Welcome to our private banking group."

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'I hate idol gossip.'

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

How to get boarded first at Montreal's airport...

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

This club is for members only

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'It goes with your eyes.'

"I was thinking we could settle down. And when the time comes, two to seven days in the spring. When your only actually fertile for twenty fourt to thirty six hours, we could try and start a family."

Well, I told you she fancied me!

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

Girl Guided Missile

Liar's Club fish

'We play in the cat protection league.'