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"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I miss the Augean stables."

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"You know very well what fish!"

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Gym/Tan/Donut

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

For some patients, Dr. Edwards would play 'Diagnosis Charades'.

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

'He always takes Charades very seriously.'

Charades: Hitler?

Spoiled Cat.

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

How cats play fetch.

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Oh no! Did you leave the People Magazine crossword puzzle where the fish could see it?!"

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.