Competitive Sick Day Champion T-Shirts

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

Spoiled Cat.

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

How cats play fetch.

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

"I forgot to call in dead."

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

Go home and take your cold with you.

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'