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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

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"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'I am not a robot.'

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

"But I am a robot."

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

Johannes Brahms.

King James I

'Ah... you'll be wanting the King si...er...Queen size.'

'There must be some mistake -- Kings don't pay for things.'

"Before you identify the suspect, you need to confirm your identity."

'You'll never get a job in a supercasino if you don't pass your maths.'

Lobster playing keyboard

"The last thing I would do is gamble away your hard earned money."

'Twenty quid will be great, I'll give you it back on Thursday when I get my Giro.'

"The teacher separated us, but you can still tweet me the test answers."

'What's the score?'