Chatty Cathys Prints

'Howdy! I'm Melvin Yomp and this is Small Talk TV! It's raining here! How's the weather there?'

"Could I ask just one question?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'Do you come here often?'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Communication

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

Hair Style Menu

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Social media messages

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

Let's talk about the weather.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"Your mother never goes back on her word,son-just on and on and..."

The Original Information Superhighway