Chatterbox With A Drink Pillows

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Time for Tea

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

''Is there anybody there?'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

At Gossips Anonymous...

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Social media messages

"She can be outspoken."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'