Chatterbox Appreciator Gifts

'Yak yak yak.'

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

"But, hey... enough about me."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Babblewrap

"Sorry, I'm late. I was at Miss Huerta's house and I couldn't get away!"

"No way! Are you sure?! That's crazy!"

"Yes, it's true - I talk a lot for a cat - but I come from a long line of East Coast Jewish grandmother cat owners. . ."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

This reader asks, "Dear Dr. Ernie, is it true that most people need to improve their listening skills?" Sure, I enjoy the glistening hills.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Time for Tea

"She can be outspoken."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Verbal blogger.