Chatroom Gladiator Pillows

Man restrained from using computer. His friend says: 'Leave it Dave, he's not worth it ? it's only a chatroom.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rage.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

This castle manager job better be for real.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

The rat race

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

Pecking order spats take their toll.

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"She can be outspoken."

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

'I've read my appraisal and this is my solicitor - I intend to sue you!'

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

'Great talk, J.T. You certaimly filled them with the fighting spirit!'

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

'Well, Jim, it appears you just put your finger on my one point of terrible vulnerability!'

Who to Sue Today.

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines."

"That's enough rope-a-doping Henderson!"