Chatroom Chucklers Pillows

"Oh baby... oh baby... oh baby..."

Moses on the web

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"The subwoofers really help."

'I got a suspended sentence.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

"The cookies are always stale."

'... Yeah. That just means we aren't much good.'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'What could I have done? The defence's motion was written on legal tender.'

'What does surrender mean?'

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

What teachers want to say.

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

'Your honor, when considering sentencing please note that my client drove a hybrid car that gets 80 MPG.'

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

I brought two #1 pencils.

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"I always chuckle over how truthful a witness becomes when I drag out my ol' crystal ball."

'Good morning, class. I'm Ms. Gardener, and I know how you feel. My mother made me come too.'

'I am so unfriending you!'

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

401 Error

There was certainly no arguing Defense Attorney Smith had a point.

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

Legal Eagle Ernie Esquire Answers Your Questions "Ernie Esquire, What's the philosophy behind no-fault divorce?" Leave and let leave.

The AdRams Family no.27 - Big phone bill for the internet

"I think he wants you to listen for awhile."

'Trevor still can't get his head around the fact that Tim isn't Oxbridge.'

'You've got yellow fever, so we're painting the room to match your body.'