Chatroom Chucklers Pillows

"Oh baby... oh baby... oh baby..."

Moses on the web

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"The subwoofers really help."

'I got a suspended sentence.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

"The cookies are always stale."

'... Yeah. That just means we aren't much good.'

'What could I have done? The defence's motion was written on legal tender.'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'What does surrender mean?'

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

What teachers want to say.

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

'Your honor, when considering sentencing please note that my client drove a hybrid car that gets 80 MPG.'

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"I always chuckle over how truthful a witness becomes when I drag out my ol' crystal ball."

I brought two #1 pencils.

'Good morning, class. I'm Ms. Gardener, and I know how you feel. My mother made me come too.'

"Say, 'Tissue? I hardly know you,' but don't tell her you're a roll of toilet paper."

'I am so unfriending you!'

401 Error

There was certainly no arguing Defense Attorney Smith had a point.

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'Trevor still can't get his head around the fact that Tim isn't Oxbridge.'

"I think he wants you to listen for awhile."

'You've got yellow fever, so we're painting the room to match your body.'

The AdRams Family no.27 - Big phone bill for the internet

'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'