Chateau Chaser Mugs

Winery tours.

Best wines book

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Letter writing lady.

Tango

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'He's training for a career in law.'

"God must have been very pleased."

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

'HEY,no Tongue!'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Cupid

Robert Smith

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.