Chateau Chaser Prints

Winery tours.

Best wines book

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Letter writing lady.

Tango

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

"God must have been very pleased."

'He's training for a career in law.'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Cupid

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'