Chatbot Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Blah blah blah..."

Woman on the phone.

OMG.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Communication

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

"She can be outspoken."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

"Will Obamacare cover my blabbermouthing?"

Family Problems

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

"I'll stop saying 'Hold that thought' if you'll stop talking until we're over the top."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

'She was my silent business partner - then we married and she hasn't shut up since!'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Airport Literature

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."