Chat-up Aficionados Mugs

Didn't I see you on the 'Money Programme'?

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Woman on the phone.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Communication

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'A table for two?'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

"Hi. I'm Steve. I see you here all the time."

'Why Mr.Jones.. Is that you playing FTSE with me under the table? '

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

"You had me at hell."

Airport Literature

"Have I mentioned that I have four stomachs?''

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'