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Match and Heart

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I love this time of day."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Things I love about Powell River...

The Martini is invented.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Letter writing lady.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Tango

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Rating the Sunset

Frank Zappa

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

View from the Window

Sunset Attraction

"The days are longer but in a good way."

"Honey, run!"

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Can you perform under pressure?"

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"No one rides off into me anymore."

'Have you noticed how the sun always looks much bigger when it hits the horizon?...'

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'