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"Stop or I'll tase you!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

"Out? What are you, blind?"

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

Runaway leaf.

Man being mugged while watched on TV by security cameras.

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"I liked the couch better where it was."

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

"Thailand is very beautiful! Don't you think dear?"

Policeman running after robber on bus.

"It's not the stick. It's the chase."

Sue meets another Winner

"There's nothing good on T.V. tonight - want to go chase some cars?"

"Hey, George… Squirrel! Check out my tail. Chase me around the chair. Smell my paws. The dog park? How can you just sit there? I adore you."

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? how can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

'For the view I wouldn't come here'

'How about these overalls?' - 'Sorry, I don't wear womens' clothes.'

'Follow that taxpayer!'

Thoughtful Dog

'I like to watch a good car chase...'

'Gross! That guy is letting his dog lick him right on the mouth!'

"Follow that cab!"

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