Chase Captain Pillows

"It's not about catching your tail. It's about the chase."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

I drive, therefore I am.

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'So... Who's chasing who?'

Strive to win!

Happy Champion

Chris Froome

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Disorder in the Court!

'We're in a hurry.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

The weight of winning gold.

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Sam Allardyce

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

No wheelies.

Muhammed Ali RIP

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

'The pitcher calls a time out and walks toward the dugout. He's signaling the front office, and it looks like they're bringing out a new manager.'

Team Work

Joachim Low