Chart Champions Gifts

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'

Man watering labels for a chart.

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Economy - USA.

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"I love your optimism."

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Tipping Pain Chart

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Graph

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

Aggression/Security

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

Rock On

'Damn! McGee's good!'

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Graph to find your IQ

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"