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My Name is Lucky.

Good Luck!

'Don't worry, honey. Easter's still on its way. He just can't hippity-hoppity down the bunny trail like he used to.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You're the olive in my martini

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Swing me with your words."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Another martini please.'

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

Good Luck

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'How much did you say your name was?'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

'Oh yes, everyone likes him, he's not intelligent enough to make enemies.'