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"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You're the olive in my martini

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Swing me with your words."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Another martini please.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

"Please help me I'm bland"

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Some of the deadly sins played golf today. Envy's getting jealous because pride won't stop talking about the hole-in-one he made! There was no prize money, so greed didn't play, and sloth never got out of the golf cart. Wrath and gluttony both shot 125! Wrath broke all his clubs in anger, but gluttony is going out for another 18 holes! Ah, he's a glutton for punishment.

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.