Character Study Fan Prints

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Halloween sculptor

God's Double Whammy.

Mushrooms of New York

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

Only a handful of people are this small.

Under the microscope

Dancing with the Star Wars

Pepparazzi

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Uncle Ben's Blog.

Camouflage Waldo

A portent of things to come: the sore throat of Socrates.

'Don't call me Sandy at work.'

'I'm sorry, Lord, it's my ears, I thought you said Noah, build an arch!'

Keep Out! Private - Unsocial Housing

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

"Low ones first...then we'll have you back on the high ones in now time..."

Napoleon Burning in Hell

"My, Tonto - those chocolates sure look tasty."

"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."