Character Study Fan Pillows

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Halloween sculptor

God's Double Whammy.

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

Mushrooms of New York

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

Only a handful of people are this small.

Dancing with the Star Wars

Under the microscope

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Pepparazzi

Uncle Ben's Blog.

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

Camouflage Waldo

'Don't call me Sandy at work.'

A portent of things to come: the sore throat of Socrates.

'I'm sorry, Lord, it's my ears, I thought you said Noah, build an arch!'

Keep Out! Private - Unsocial Housing

"Low ones first...then we'll have you back on the high ones in now time..."

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

Napoleon Burning in Hell

"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."

Barr and the Mueller-Report