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Quasimodo Zit.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Real Estate Personals

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'Good morning Miss...'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Elderly couple

Life is just four letters...

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

'You guys are real friends!'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

McHappy

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

Clive James

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'Come on, I did it for you...'

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."