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Edward Scissorhands.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

Teddy Time Bears

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Things are looking up!"

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Cow Kong

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Real Estate Personals

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Marlon Brando

William Tell in his younger years.

A mad scientist.

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

The Neighbours from Hell....

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Elephant Magic Carpet

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Hadleyville Has-Beens

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears