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"I think the flush is broken."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Lucky car.

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Flat pack sales assistant

"Happy Christmas!"

'... and you say sorry for blowing raspberries during his closing address.'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

The 5 second rule: canine edition