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"I think the flush is broken."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Lucky car.

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

"Happy Christmas!"

Flat pack sales assistant

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'... and you say sorry for blowing raspberries during his closing address.'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

The 5 second rule: canine edition

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'