Chaotic Packer Pillows

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

Deregulated Baseball

Up your end.

'The last guy had a system... if you've got a better one, I'd sure like to see it.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

The great big holiday to-do list.

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

'I don't have the nose for hunting, but I love to run with the pack.'

Wallpaper over a door.

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

"I hate packing for trips."

Ainsley Harriott: "..Then add the nuts!"

How is the homeschooling going?

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

A man hunting in gale of wind

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Teddy Bear Luggage

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

Airline board reads: "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON SO DON'T EVEN ASK."

"You know, sir. By packing a bit lighter, a lot of fuel can be saved. Fewer greenhouse emissions, too."

'Am I missing something here?'

'I learn so many new words when Daddy does d.i.y.!'

'For pity's sake, Albert, can't I step out for 5 minutes without Sparky deposing you as alpha male?!'