Chaotic Comfort Gifts

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Fight or Flight

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'George! This way quick!'

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

California fires and Coronavirus

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

Wallpaper over a door.

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Racing road signs

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

'You want a shuffle flight to Buffalo?'

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

Kids make a home messy and loud

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

'You should have ordered - this is the last cake in the shop...'