Chaotic Comfort Gifts

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Fight or Flight

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'George! This way quick!'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

California fires and Coronavirus

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

You're supposed to read him a bedtime story at HIS bedtime.

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

Wallpaper over a door.

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

Racing road signs

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

Kids make a home messy and loud

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

'You want a shuffle flight to Buffalo?'

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.