Chanting T-Shirts

'He's my best friend. We met by chants.'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how about you?'

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

'Om mani padme hum, om mani padme hum... How hard is THAT?'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Louis Armstrong

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

George Michael

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"That is an outrageous slur."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Newt sale

Wolf Karaoke

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Hildegard von Bingen

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"