Changing Hair Color Gifts

'Since becoming a blonde, I've had 3 offers to join a carpool!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"Fashion over function!"

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Blonde girl

The final days of hair coloring

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

'Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow we dye!'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Dying your hair red at home

'Surrender, or DIE!' 'Is that D-I-E, or D-Y-E?'

"Autumns's definitely on the way!"

"Boy, she has a new look."

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

Bad Hair Year

Polar Bear:'Oh,NOOO, my first BLACK hair!'