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'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Others will fight for you

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"I don't see any reason to change, if it ain't broke and all that!"

"Jack! Would it kill you to just once try evolving?!"

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"Frank's always been afraid of change."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

'I drink to bring about change.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

Life is change

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

'I can't take the position until I overcome inertia.'

"Instead of poison, I introduce liberal, intellectual ants into the population, eroding the ants' patriotism and causing them to question the authoritarian rule of the queen. Slowly, over generations, it weakens the ants' genetic resolve to the point where they stay in the nest at all times, watching television and writing letters to the editor."

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'